Wednesday, October 22, 2008

EMS Poetry

Note: I did not write any of these, these have all been found on the Internet.

EMS PRAYER:

As I perform my duty Lord
Whatever be the call,
Help to guide and keep me safe
From dangers big and small.

I want to serve and do my best
No matter what the scene,
I pledge to keep my skills refined,
My judgement quick and keen.

This calling to give of my self
Most do not understand,
But I stand ready all the time
To help my fellow man.

To have the chance to help a child
Restore his laugh with glee,
A word of thanks I might not hear,
But knowing is enough for me.

The praise of men is fine for some,
But I feel truly blessed,
That you oh Lord have chosen me
To serve in EMS!
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When God Made Paramedics:

"When The Lord Made Paramedics


When the Lord made Paramedics, he was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one."

And the Lord said, "Have you read the specs on this order? A paramedic has to be able to carry an injured person up a wet, grassy hill in the dark, dodge stray bullets to reach a dying child unarmed, enter homes the health inspector wouldn't touch, and not wrinkle his uniform."

" He has to be able to lift 3 times his own weight, crawl into wrecked cars with barely enough room to move, and console a grieving mother as he is doing CPR on a baby he knows will never breath again."

"He has to be in top mental condition at all times, running on no sleep, black coffee and half-eaten meals. And he has to have six pairs of hands."

The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pairs of hands...no way."

"It's not the hands that are causing me problems," said the Lord, "It's the three pairs of eyes a medic has to have."

"That's on the standard model?" asked the angel.


The Lord nodded. "One pair that sees open sores as he's drawing blood and asks the patient they may be HIV positive, " (When he already knows and wishes he'd taken that accounting job.) "Another pair here in the side of his head for his partners' safety. And another pair of eyes here in front that can look reassuringly at a bleeding victim and say, "You'll be all right ma'am when he knows it isn't so."

"Lord," said the angel, touching his sleeve, "rest and work on this tomorrow."


"I can't," said the Lord, "I already have a model that can talk a 250 pound drunk out from behind a steering wheel without incident and feed a family of five on a private service paycheck."

The angel circled the model of the paramedic very slowly,
"Can it think?" she asked.


"You bet," said the Lord. "It can tell you the symptoms of 100 illnesses; recite drug calculations in it's sleep; intubate, defibrillate, medicate, and continue CPR nonstop over terrain that any doctor would fear...and still it keeps it's sense of humor.


This medic also has phenomenal personal control. He can deal with a multi-victim trauma, coax a frightened elderly person to unlock their door, comfort a murder victim's family, and then read in the daily paper how paramedics were unable to locate a house quickly enough, allowing the person to die. A house which had no street sign, no house numbers, no phone to call back."

Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger across the cheek of the paramedic. "There's a leak," she pronounced. "I told you that you were trying to put too much into this model."


"That's not a leak," said the Lord, "It's a tear."
"What's the tear for?" asked the angel.


"It's for bottled-up emotions, for patients they've tried in vain to save, for commitment to that hope that they will make a difference in a person's chance to survive, for life."


"You're a genius," said the angel.

The Lord looked somber. "I didn't put it there," He said"

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Every time your pager sounds,
Or radio brings a call;
You know that someones life has changed,
You go assist them all.
You do your duties, do your job,
thankless though it seems;
Because your heart is giving,
and your following your dreams.
Dangers ever present,
though the fears you push away;
Your gentle spirit led you here,
to help someone today.
You've heard it time and time again,
"One call can change it all;"
Still you answer every one,
standing proud and tall
Your courage never failing,
a heart beyond compare;
When this solemn call came in,
You responded you were there.
How could you have known?
How could you foresee?
That helping those in need today,
would be your destiny.
Unselfishly you gave you life,
as lives you tried to save;
faces though you did not know,
your life for them you gave.
By: Cathleen Turner

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Update

I am sooooo bored. I've been out of school for almost a month and still don't have a job. I went through the hiring process at Urgence Sante. I did the driving test, the written test, and the practical test, all that's left is the interview on October 29th. I also did the hiring process at CETAM, but told them Urgence Sante was my top priority, so they told me that they were impressed by me, but I should stick with Urgence Sante, and forget about them until I can manage my hours and work for both. So I've just been hanging out, watchig Oprah a lot, reading my protocols and medical journals etc. I got to help my dad teach ACLS (advanced cardiac life support) and noticed that I think I'd be a good teacher. I'm beginning to realize that I'm more like my father then I initially thought. So not too much to write about since my life is boring and uneventful right now. I'm tired of feeling useless, like there aren't enough ambulances to meet the demands of the public, and here I am with all these new skills being left at home instead of being put on the road. I don't understand what takes so long. Oh well just one more thing that needs changing.
....'til next time
Phil McHugh PCP